Corporal Dumpling joined Laser Dot Supply as a stock handler in 2023 and rose to Warehouse Manager in less than a year by sitting on a box until it was agreed that he was in charge. He oversees 14,000 square feet of storage and has personally inspected every one of the boxes.
His management style is simple. He walks the floor at 6, checks every shelf, sits in the middle of the aisle and does not move. Staff find it intimidating and, over time, restful.
When asked about his goals for the year, Corporal Dumpling closed his eyes. This was taken as a declaration of intent.
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