Operations Centre: 88 Hallway Drive, Unit 3, adjacent to the sofa. Hours: 0600 to 2100 daily, with a stand down at 1330 for a full body stretch.
Customer support: support@laserdot.example. Call 555 0188 and ask for the Watch Officer. If the line is busy it is because the Watch Officer is on a call with the dot.
Returns and exchanges are accepted within 30 days, provided the gear is returned in the condition it was received, which is to say, chewed in a manner consistent with ordinary use.