The sofa is the primary theatre of operations for any domestic campaign. It offers cover, elevation and a number of escape routes, including the arm, the back and the gap between the cushions that contains a coin and an unknown stain.
Approach from the left. Use the arm as a staging post and the cushion as a launchpad. Maintain a low profile. When the dot appears on the wall, strike hard, return and pretend you were doing something else.
Common errors include overextending, slipping on the throw and hitting the lamp. The lamp is not a target. The lamp is a hostile bystander.
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