Seasonal Advisory: Chasing in the Dark of Autumn

As the clocks change and the days shorten, our operators will find that the dot is harder to see and the sofa is harder to leave. We advise the following: maintain a lamp in the hallway, avoid mirrors and keep a light on near the cat flap.

The darker months also see an increase in movement behind the skirting board. Do not investigate it alone. Contact the Watch Officer, who will investigate it for you, at a safe distance, from a chair.

Finally, keep warm. A cold operator is a slow operator, and a slow operator is a nap waiting to happen.