Customer Spotlight: Sergeant Tuxedo Reports in From the Field

We received the following from Sergeant Tuxedo of Apartment 5C: Since purchasing the Ambush Corner Stakeout Pod I have not left it for 19 days. I receive meals, I watch the hall and I have detected 213 ankles. Not one has escaped my attention.

The Sergeant adds that his human has taken to walking with greater caution, a change he considers a direct result of his training. He rates the pod 5 stars and requests that we send a larger one.

We would like to thank Sergeant Tuxedo for his service, and remind him that the pod is not, strictly speaking, a mailbox.