Laser Dot Supply Co. is pleased to announce the opening of our second distribution hub, located next to the main radiator at the Hallway Drive facility. The new hub will increase our dispatch capacity by 35 percent and reduce delivery times to the sofa by 40 minutes.
Warehouse Manager Corporal Dumpling will oversee operations. He has pledged to maintain a clean floor, an accurate inventory and a warm environment, in that order, though in practice he will do them in reverse.
A grand opening ceremony will be held on Friday. Complimentary salmon will be served and promptly lost.
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