Lieutenant Pickles has served as Watch Officer at Laser Dot Supply since the day we opened. A seven year old grey tabby with a service record of 3,200 dawn patrols, she handles all customer enquiries, supervises every shipment and has never once been on time.
Her duties include monitoring the front door, inspecting incoming parcels for smell and deciding whether the next person through the door is a threat. She has assessed 47,000 people to date, and graded 46,998 as acceptable.
The remaining two were a courier and a vacuum cleaner. The Lieutenant has opinions on both.
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