Customer Guide: Which Product Is Right for You?

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New to the field? The following guide will help you choose.

  • If you are fast and keen, choose the Dot Engine Pro.
  • If you are patient and wise, choose the Ambush Corner Stakeout Pod.
  • If you are large and optimistic, choose the Stealth Crinkle Tunnel, and then reconsider.
  • If you are mostly a snacker, choose the Field Ration Kit.
  • If you are image conscious, choose the Pursuit Vest or the Goggles. Choose both.

Still unsure? Contact Lieutenant Pickles. She will look at you for a long time, then recommend whatever is nearest.

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